Yes Officer, my dog is trained.
No Officer, she does not bite.
Yes Officer, she is good.
No Officer, she is eight.
Yes Officer, I run her off leash.
No Officer, she does not leave me.
Yes Officer, he approached us.
No Officer, she does not have rabies.
Yes Officer, I am straight.
No Officer, she loves me dearly.
Yes Officer, I was running.
No Officer, I did not touch him.
Yes Officer, he has a gun.
No Officer, I do not love him.
Yes Officer, he approached me.
Yes Officer, he touched me.
Yes Officer, I screamed.
Officer, my dog is dead, can I help you?
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